"Exotic"

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 09/16/2016 at 15:26 • Filed to: Exotic

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Inspired by !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , I decided to check what exotic fantasy Enterprise could offer me.

The answer is none, because apparently they don’t have any Exotic rental places in New Jersey or New York, so I looked up the nearest one, Pittsburgh Airport.

The landing page promises that you can “Cruise around the ‘Burgh in your very own exotic rental.” Then I scrolled down the list of exotic choices, and with all due respect to the ‘Burgh, this sort of thing is maybe why people make fun of you (also, The ‘Burgh is a nickname that you give to the most obnoxious guy in your office behind his back. “Can you believe The ‘Burgh asked Susan to mail something for him? It wasn’t even business related and it didn’t even have a stamp!”).

No offense intended towards any of these decidedly otic cars.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/16/2016 at 15:28

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Someone confused exotic, with somewhat expensive but quite common.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 09/16/2016 at 15:29

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I mean, I guess they're exotic by rental car standards.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/16/2016 at 15:36

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Nashville has most of those and then a Maserati Ghibli, A F-Type R, a Panamera, a Tesla, and 2017 Land Cruiser. Not bad by rental car standards. The Land Cruiser might be the rarest of them all though.

CB > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/16/2016 at 15:38

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I still love that it’s a 528i. I mean, why not a 535i or a 550i? Those at least have a bit more cred to them.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/16/2016 at 15:42

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Yeah I cant say id be upset to rent a car and end up with a mustang gt.

Honeybunchesofgoats > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 09/16/2016 at 15:54

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I would definitely rent an F-Type R and a Land Cruiser.

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/16/2016 at 16:27

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i guess fancy photos can make anything exotic...

fintail > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/16/2016 at 17:23

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These guys need to look at the Sixt fleet in any major German city, they’d fall over in amazement.